Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

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chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

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bizea:

"money cant buy happiness" i think you’re using money wrong

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

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internetexplorers:

11 abominations

internetexplorers:

11 abominations

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